Tuesday, July 21, 2009

POTIFY!

YESTERDAY I BOUGHT NEW POTS. I LOOKED UP HOW MARTHA STEWART MAKES HER POTS LOOK AGING AND USED AND SHE HAS A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT WAYS OF SPEEDING UP THE AGING PROCESS INCLUDING COVERING THE POTS IN YOGHURT/BUTTERMILK AND FORGETTING ABOUT THEM FOR A FEW MONTHS. SINCE I'M RESTLESS AND SHORT OF SPACE I DEVELOPED AN ALTERNATIVE METHOD, INCLUDING THE MOST CORRODING (still organic) STUFF I COULD THINK OF.

HÅLETS AGING POTS

HALF A CUP OF VINEGAR
HALF A CUP OF SALT
HALF A CUP OF FLOUR
ONE LOAD OF SEMEN
ONE CUP OF SOIL
MIX WITH WATER OCH COVER THE POT.


...AFTER ONE NIGHT OF DRYING, HERE'S THE RESULT. THE ONE TO THE LEFT IS HOW I BOUGHT THE POTS. STINKY BUT NICE!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

GROCERY LIST

5 TOMATOES
PEANUT SQUARES
2 PAPAYA SOYGURTS
CABBAGE
1 GARLIC
1 FLESHLIGHT
BARLEY RICE
FROZEN RASPBERRIES
ORGANIC ROPE

Saturday, July 4, 2009

BEARDED LADY

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER I ACTUALLY WORE A BEARD LIKE THIS ABOUT A YEAR AGO? I HATE THAT IT TAKES ABOUT THREE MONTHS TO GROW 'CAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO FEEL THIS BEADRY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS EVERY NOW AND THEN.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

FINALLY

...AFTER TWO MONTHS OF IRL-ING I'M CONNECTED AGAIN AND READY TO BLOG. STARTING WITH RANDOM OUTDOOR PICS OF SANDOM THINGS AND PEOPLE AT RANDOM LOCATIONS. ALL WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL STORY TO TELL!




Monday, May 4, 2009

QUEEN K

...JUST STUNNED ME!:

BLACK BEAUTY

I OBVIOUSLY HAD TO LAY MY BACK DOWN ON THE FILTHY GROUND TO SHOOT THIS GODDESS-OF-DARKNESS-DOMINATRIX: