POTIFY!

YESTERDAY I BOUGHT NEW POTS. I LOOKED UP HOW MARTHA STEWART MAKES HER POTS LOOK AGING AND USED AND SHE HAS A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT WAYS OF SPEEDING UP THE AGING PROCESS INCLUDING COVERING THE POTS IN YOGHURT/BUTTERMILK AND FORGETTING ABOUT THEM FOR A FEW MONTHS. SINCE I'M RESTLESS AND SHORT OF SPACE I DEVELOPED AN ALTERNATIVE METHOD, INCLUDING THE MOST CORRODING (still organic) STUFF I COULD THINK OF.

HÅLETS AGING POTS

HALF A CUP OF VINEGAR
HALF A CUP OF SALT
HALF A CUP OF FLOUR
ONE LOAD OF SEMEN
ONE CUP OF SOIL
MIX WITH WATER OCH COVER THE POT.


...AFTER ONE NIGHT OF DRYING, HERE'S THE RESULT. THE ONE TO THE LEFT IS HOW I BOUGHT THE POTS. STINKY BUT NICE!

GROCERY LIST

5 TOMATOES
PEANUT SQUARES
2 PAPAYA SOYGURTS
CABBAGE
1 GARLIC
1 FLESHLIGHT
BARLEY RICE
FROZEN RASPBERRIES
ORGANIC ROPE

LEAVING THE SCENE OF CRIME

BEARDED LADY

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER I ACTUALLY WORE A BEARD LIKE THIS ABOUT A YEAR AGO? I HATE THAT IT TAKES ABOUT THREE MONTHS TO GROW 'CAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO FEEL THIS BEADRY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS EVERY NOW AND THEN.

FINALLY

...AFTER TWO MONTHS OF IRL-ING I'M CONNECTED AGAIN AND READY TO BLOG. STARTING WITH RANDOM OUTDOOR PICS OF SANDOM THINGS AND PEOPLE AT RANDOM LOCATIONS. ALL WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL STORY TO TELL!

QUEEN K

...JUST STUNNED ME!:

BLACK BEAUTY

I OBVIOUSLY HAD TO LAY MY BACK DOWN ON THE FILTHY GROUND TO SHOOT THIS GODDESS-OF-DARKNESS-DOMINATRIX:

PISSING IN THE NIGHT

P & L:

E PLEASE

'09 BEVERAGE CONTAINERS

THIS SUMMER I'LL DRINK MY WINE OUT OF #1, MY BEER OUT OF #2 & STRAIN MY COFFEE THROUGH #3:
#1
#2
#3

SCARY DIANA

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HER EVERY-DAY-MANIAC-FACE!
BE PREPARED AT ABOUT 1:27:

DISABLED PEOPLE #2

DO YOU THINK THEIR SOULS ARE STILL IN THAT HOLE?

DISABLED PEOPLE

WHAT IF THESE GUYS WERE PEOPLE SIMPLY PILED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T WALK?

SOUND #5: MALLIS

FALLING FALLING FALLING FALLIN IN LOVE

DON'T LET YOURSELF BE HURT THIS TIME...

WAISTED YOUTH

DAGENS OUTFIT #3: SPRING FRESHNESS

BLACK LINNEN DRESS
L&M BLUE SHOULDER PADS
GRAY TURBAN

BESIDES MAKING BEAUTIFUL GHOST FLOWERS

L ALSO PLAYS THE GUITAR, THE VIOLIN, KEYBOARDS, DRUMS AND MAKES A DELICIOUS CURRY

HOW'RE THE BOOTS?

PHOTO BOOTH @ A'S

DRESSING UP AS OLIVE OR ME OR E:

OLD SKINNY GUY

WITH LONG FINGER NAILS:

IS THIS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

TO EMBRACE EASTER

...I HAD A SHITHOLE DONUT WITH P YESTERDAY.

THERE'S A POTATO SACK...

...LYING BESIDE ME & I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

ALIVE AND BREATHING...?

WHO CARES? SHE SURE AS HELL AIN'T DEAD!

FAVOURITE BLOG:

TO PH WITH <3

AS MY FRIEND PH IS NOT TOTALLY SATISFIED WITH MY BLOG AS IT IS, I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE IT SOMEWHAT MORE PH-FRIENDLY.

CELEBRITIES IN TOWN

I JUST WENT FOR A WALK AND FOUND THIS SIGN SUGGESTING THAT SATAN MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN TOWN. DIAMANDA AND BEYONCÉ THIS SAME SPRING IS GREAT, BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!

DAGENS OUTFIT #2: READY 4 SCHOOL

(THOUGH IT'S SUNDAY)

JACKET
SHIRT
LONG-JOHNS
TAKE-AWAY COFFEE

TODAY I THINK I GOT THIS CLOSE TO

SOMETHING LIKE LOVE.

I PASSED NYTORGET...

...AFTER DRINKS WITH A.

DAGENS OUTFIT #1: JUDAS PRIEST

TOGA
ROPE SCARF WITH BEADS
BLACK APRON
GRAPHITE SILK SCARF

...BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL!

SOUND #4: DIRTY PIG

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO I SAMPLED DIRTY PIG & MADE A SONG:

VON GLOEDEN

TWO VERSIONS OF REALITY

AND AFTER SLUSSEN WE WENT INTO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

CULTURAL CRASH

Olive Oatman (1838-1903) was a woman from Illinois famous for her abduction and forced slavery by the Yavapai people (though many historians argue that it is impossible to know whether or not these were Yavapai, or some other tribe. (Wikipedia)